SASQUATCH IS GONNA GET ME

I mean really of all the places in the world to live the great "sasquatch" has to be living near me. According to a recent article in the Appalachian news paper, The App, the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization has claimed there's evidence of Bigfoot living in western North Carolina and possibly in and around the "High Country."
The Article
http://theapp.appstate.edu/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1417&Itemid=42

So you ask why is this really a concern for me, well being that I live in the high country and frequently drive on the parkway alone at night sometimes I have one big fear. That fear is driving along in the vast darkness of the parkway and then all of a sudden out of know where BAM!!! SASQUATCH, BIGFOOT HIMSELF JUMPS OUT IN FRONT OF ME!
Talking about needing a clean pair of undies I sure would but my fear doesn't stop there, he jumps out in front and in efforts to avoid hitting him I swerve and end up crashing and then my lame body is at bigfoots pleasure. So yea that's some scary stuff ya'll you just don't know. If thats not bad the other fear is being out on the parkway at night and end up breaking down and then awe heck it's a scene out of "Deliverance" and i become kidnapped by some backwoods people and that just makes me and my anus cringe. So yea yay for the odd but real fears I have.

Here are some live sounds and a picture of a possible "Bigfoot"